Kim Kardashian vs. Nicki Minaj: Vote in the Booty-Off

If you woke up this morning and your Internet had a giant "BROKEN" sticker slapped across it, that's because either Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston got married and had a baby overnight or Kim Kardashian put her famous butt on the cover of a magazine. Slathered in oil, natch.

We wish it was the former, but it was not. Kim's booty is everywhere. But before that magazine cover hit the web, this year we were all about Nicki Minaj's ass. It was kind of hard NOT to look at it, what with that "Anaconda" video that proves she's certainly got buns, hun

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